Hostess and Kodak going bankrupt? How will I take a picture of my Twinkie?
Another two American institutions, Hostess and Kodak, are filing for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection. Who's fault is it? Yours!Go ahead, take a look in your cupboard. Any Twinkies? Wonder Bread?...
View ArticleThunder by Nimish - kicked my palate's ass - cigar review
If there's one thing that I think is always a guarantee with any cigar that has the Rocky Patel name on it is that it is going to provide you with a really nice draw and a great mouthful of smoke....
View ArticleStuff I think I think! No fetus eating, new car for 99 cents a month and more.
Just face it: Everything happens for no reason.I heard on the news that they are considering a bill that will not allow aborted fetuses in our food. What? That's outrageous! So now, I can't have my...
View ArticleWOW! Cable wins the Worst Customer Service Ever Award!
This is purely a personal case study, but it is my second really bad experience with WOW Cable and Internet service and their really awful customer service. In this economy, you'd think that...
View ArticleSeems to me: pointless ponderings on current events
• The odds of winning the Mega Millions today is almost exactly the same as Rick Santorum being elected president. Got ticket?• So, the Mega Millions Jackpot is over half a billion. All week I've been...
View ArticleIf you don't get me this stuff for Father's Day, I'm getting it for myself
I still maintain that I'm the easiest person in the world to buy for. Just ask me what I want. "Cigars." Then ask me what kind I like. "The more they cost, the better I'll like them."See. Wasn't that...
View ArticleWhat the hell am I thinking? Hating nostalgia, left-handed urination and more.
• Remember back when hating nostalgia was fashionable? Those were the days.• Speaking of nostalgia, I remember when a government meltdown involved gold and other precious metals.• Factcheck.org has...
View ArticleAltered Audio: Obama addresses Libya crisis - what Republicans heard
This is just me having a little fun altering the audio of President Obama's recent press conference addressing the crisis in Libya. He actually spoke every word. Okay, maybe not with that intent nor in...
View ArticleCheck out the mobile version of the Joking Smoker Blog
Have you ever been sitting somewhere with nothing to do? You look at your phone. Sure, you can play a game of Stupid Zombies (greatest Smarphone game app of all time), or check out the latest news...
View ArticleWhat the hell was I thinking? Stand on line for a crappy phone, smelly...
Back bi-polar demand, more pointless ponderings. Thanks for reading the allegedly funny, satirical, parody, comedy blog. Your comments and heckles are encouraged. I ain't ascaird of you. • I have a lot...
View Article"WTFWIT?" What the F*@k Was I Thinking?" Video blog excerpts from Gary...
For those of you too lazy to read, this is a video blog with excerpts from previous Joking Smoker blog entries.
View ArticleWTFWIT Cooking show - incredible, spicy, breakfast tortilla recipe
Even though I often eat evil food, we usually try to eat well and healthy at our house. Not a lot of red meat and we watch the sugars. Sometimes we watch them go from the products they're in, right...
View ArticleHalloween costume ideas - you can make them or buy them
Where do I find cool, funny Halloween costumes for adults, kids and couples? It's time for Halloween costume shopping. I usually don't dress up myself. Usually I just pull out my clown nose and tell...
View ArticleReal Fake Interview with Arnold Schwarzenegger - Altered Audio - Truth about...
Here is the interview I had with Arnold Schwarzennegger, where he discusses his new book "Total Recall" (available at Amazon.com or BarnesandNoble.com). In this interview Arnold tells the REAL story...
View ArticleThis time Facebook stalking is good...and scary
"Take This Lollipop" is an interactive Facebook Connect movie.In keeping with the Halloween spirit (funny costumes here), I invite you to check out "Take This Lollipop," a very cool and kind of creepy...
View ArticleFurnace repair: how to do it yourself and ruin a perfectly good Sunday with...
I love how connected we all are. I couldn't live without my Android phone. I even have a website dedicated to all of the cool things you can do with a Smartphone. From productivity to games, from...
View ArticleThe coolest spot to do all of your online holiday shopping - and help...
Welcome to the page where you can find the top online shopping stores and help a great cause at the same time. Aw, go on. Help me make this a popular one-stop online shopping web page.When you order...
View ArticleAfter the brutal political season Thomas Jefferson and I have some advice
Thanks to Facebook and extreme right wing and left wing postings, many friendships have been torn apart. So, in light of the election finally being behind us, I wanted to share some of the wisdom of...
View ArticleBrief nudity not so brief; device for man to understand womanspeak and more...
They are developing an electronic device which will allow you to put in earpieces and have any language interpreted and played in your headphones. It further allows you to speak into a microphone and...
View ArticleGreat gifts for cigar smokers that don't stink
Following are some possible holiday gift ideas for that cigar smoker in your life. Of course, you can always buy cigar smokers some cigars (we NEVER complain about that unless they contain primarily...
View ArticleAngus T. Jones Two and a Half Men religious rant video is consipiracy to...
Angus T. Jones, the young man who plays Jake (the half-a-man) on the hit CBS comedy show "Two and a Half Men" recently recorded a video rant on YouTube requesting that people not watch "Two and a Half...
View ArticleCrazy Contemplations - Pop Culture, Politics and Potty Humor
Posted for your ridicule:I watched the State of the Union, listened to Rubio's response and read the entire transcript of the Tea Party response. After taking in all of the valid points and sentiments...
View ArticlePondering Randomly - Hey, someone has to think of this crap!
Okay, okay, I know I've been negligent. If you really need to get a fix of my absurd ramblings, make sure you friend me on Facebook and/or follow on Twitter. Okay, here goes:Ultimate Photo Bomb: If you...
View ArticleGetting tricked into shopping extravaganza -
Yesterday we went to Toys R Us to pick up one Wii game as a gift for Christmas. A Wii game is about the size of a paperback book. When my wife and I walked in the store she said, "Get a shopping cart."...
View ArticleWhy voting in November may not work out for me
I may have trouble voting in November because I have contracted that new condition: Electile Dysfunction.If you are pondering the election for more than four hours....see a doctor (or political...
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